I think November will see an explosion of clothespin sales as conservatives like me line up to purchase them so we can keep both hands free to pull the ballot levers while our noses are firmly held shut.

I suppose there is still a chance that Mitt won’t be the Republican nominee, but I felt that ship had sailed months ago, and still feel the same way.

I will vote for Mitt assuming he’s on the ballot.

But then again I’d vote for Mutt or Jeff if they were opposing Barack Obama…