• Reporter: “Mr. President, Mr. President!!”
  • Obama: “I’ll take a question here” [inclines chin towards heaven]
  • Reporter: “What are we doing about the situation in Libya?”
  • Obama: “I think my golf game is really improving.” [rehearsed smirk]
  • Reporter: “Golf game? I’m talking about stability in the Middle East!”
  • Obama: [practiced knowing chuckle] “Yes, stability in the middle is an important part of your stance.”
  • Reporter: “… uh.. are you talking about golf again?”
  • Obama: [Points at USA Today reporter with middle finger] “Yes, you.” [condescending head nod]
  • Reporter2: “Well, Japan is on the brink of nuclear fallout…”
  • Obama: [casual wink] “I think there will be fallout from my bracket choices.” [arrogant sneer]
  • Reporter2: “… bracket? we’ve got exposed nuclear fuel rods and you’re working on your NCAA tournament bracket?”
  • Obama: [pretend handgun from holster move] “Well that’s all today boys, got important things to do and people to see!” [dismissive wave, followed by presumptious saunter]
  • Reporters in unison: “But…. you haven’t…. we need.. the world needs…”
  • Obama: [over the shoulder shout] “Better check with Hillary!”