So as I was eating lunch today (a thin-sliced chicken sandwich with mustard and six baked tortilla chips with salsa) I noticed a box of Special K “Fruit Crisps” breakfast bars. I picked up the box to examine this new delicacy the beneficent Cosmic Wife had procured for me and was struck by how amazingly closely they resembled my idea of what “lembas wafers” from the book “Lord of the Rings” has always been. So I sort of chuckled and said “I’ll be eating lembas in the morning!”

Then I realized that 95% of my diet has become nuts, berries, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, beans and whole grain rice and breads.

Holy crap! I’m an elf!