So I have a pretty wild part of my yard since I live out in the boonies and it’s virtually impossible to mow large areas of my yard anyway.

Today I was tossing a football and it went into one of those wild areas, so I went and got it.

When I came back out my bluejeans were basically greenjeans. I had so many brambles on my pants that it took 20 minutes to get them off. And that’s not counting the additional five minutes to remove the mess on my shoelaces. Man, they really love shoelaces for some reason.

I had no idea I had such vicious brambles in my yard.

I think I like it.