To set this up I have to reveal a few things, but they are most likely things that long time readers of this blog have already figured out.
Basically the fellow who goes by the moniker “Dadman” on this blog is my best friend all the way back to high school, where we met over 30 years ago. I give Dadman a lot of credit for how my own life turned out (but none of the blame, of course). When Dadman and I met I was a seriously messed up kid going through the mess of my parents’ divorce and my dad remarrying the wrong person for the wrong reasons.
The previous few years before meeting Dadman were pretty rough years, and like many young boys struggling through family difficulties, I had begun to adopt a “streetwise” and “troublemaker” persona. I smoked cigarettes, drank beer, stayed out late and was not completely innocent of some of the accusations of neighborhood vandalism thrown my way. But I was not happy adopting the “punk” persona, and when my dad remarried and I moved to a new house in a new school district, I made a conscious and determined effort to develop a new and more positive group of friends.
Dadman was one of the first guys I managed to strike up some sort of friendship. Dadman was funny, he was talented (unicycle rider, juggler, artist), he was interesting and he had a beautiful and loving family. I used to enjoy visiting his house just so I could get an idea of what a true nuclear family was like. Dadman and I also hung around with some other straightlaced classmates, allowing me and Dadman to cater to whatever lame “bad boy” impulses we had without delving anywhere near the depths I had so recently been descending into. Dadman was also a naturally likable fellow and as such I was (in some cases reluctantly) adopted into a larger circle of friends than I would ever otherwise have mingled with.
To use an analogy, I was Dadman’s sidekick. Dadman was the instigator in almost all of our shenanigans. With the angst and stress I had at home every day at that time, I was simply not equipped for the process of instigating shenanigans, and I was more than willing to let Dadman do all the hard work of actually initiating things, so long as I got to go along.
One of the things Dadman instigated was participating in a yearly event at the Louisiana State Fair known as “Dr. Blood’s.” Dr. Blood was run by a theater personality in Shreveport named Drew. I have forgotten his last name, but I’m sure Dadman will remember. (UPDATE: his name was Drew Hunter I believe.) Drew was a member of the Shreveport Little Theater and every year he managed to scrape up the money to rent a portion of the State Fair ground buildings to create a Halloween Experience. In general it was a “House of Horrors” sort of thing, and Dadman had been a part of the previous year’s production and so invited me to join him as a member of the Dr. Blood’s cast. That sounded like fun, so I was happy to join. As a result I met the second girl in my life that I got romantically entangled with, and whom I dated for two years afterwards.
That girl drew me deeper into the local theater and music scene (she played cello on the Shreveport Orchestra), and as such she invited Dadman and me to a weekend retreat taking place at a boy scout camp located south of Shreveport called “Camp Forbing”. (Or at least that’s what my memory says.) The event was some sort of weekend camp, but I don’t even recall the purpose of it, only that the boys and girls were separated, and most of the people there were people Dadman and I had met through Dr. Bloods, the Little Theater or the Shreveport Orchestra.
Of course they separated the boys and girls into separate buildings and gave us dire warnings about sneaking out in the night. Warnings Dadman and I promptly decided to ignore. So after a day of camp activities (which may or may not have involved bows and arrows, but DID involve folk dancing and singing), my then GF and I parted ways while Dadman and I plotted how to wreak some havoc on the night’s calm.
So we managed to sneak out after dark, when all the youngsters were supposed to be safely in bed for the night, and began roaming the wooded darkness making “Legend of Boggy Creek” noises. But that got boring and didn’t seem to elicit the response we were looking for. I don’t remember whose idea it was, but since most of the ideas at that time were from Dadman, I’ll lay the blame on him. It was thus that we began roaming the woods loudly reciting verses from Shakespeare. We would sneak up to the girls rooms and act out scenes from Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet and when the adults scampered out to find the culprits, we would dash off and hide, then we would move on to the next hut and repeat the process.
For some reason we found this hilarious. After maybe 30 minutes of Shakespeare in the Dark, we finally returned to our rooms. I don’t even remember if we got caught, but I do remember that my then GF thought it was such a cool thing.
I probably didn’t tell her it was all Dadman’s idea.
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Had I known you had such a punkish history things might have turned out differently.
I do remember this and, for whatever reason, how much fun it was. I’ve always derived an enormous amount of satisfaction from mischief and this evening was no exception. Of course, mischief that included interaction with cute females was all the more satisfying.
As I remember this, we didn’t just quote Shakespeare at the top of our lungs, in the middle of the night, we affected Shakespeare with everything we said. For example, an inquiry of the restrooms location became…
“Hark, yonder sitteth the celestial commode wherein thy bowels might find expression and enduring comfort…”
…or something like that. It was fun.
BTW, my homelife during my high school years was anything but idyllic. It was difficult, frankly. My mom was having some serious emotional issues (self-medicated) and my father was serving a tour in Japan and completely absent. But, I suppose it was much better than the situation with which you had to cope.
I’m just glad I was at least modestly helpful in terms of the trajectory your life later took. Although I am quite certain you would have found a way to thrive with or without my association.
Well, my original post had “seemed to me” in the sentence about your home life, but I didn’t like the way it came out so I removed it.
BTW, I appreciate your characterization of moi in this True Life Story. Very nice…
I will never forget my first Dr. Blood’s cast party when Drew Hunter had the entire place rolling on the floor simply eating a slice of pizza. It was at that party that I first asked that “cute girl” out. I thought I would burst into flame trying to get that question out.
I have an interesting horror house/girl story.
When I was just out of high school, I was working in the distribution department of our Biloxi Sun Herald – we were the folks who put the inserts in the newspaper. I worked really late nights so I always went out to IHOP or Dennys to wind down after work. On weekends, I would go to see a midnight show (almost always Rocky Horror) after work and then groups of us would go to IHOP/Dennys.
One night, I met this girl there and we kind of hit it off. She wound up inviting me to meet up with her the following weekend at a haunted house her dad was helping run. So I went out and we worked a “moaning room.” To help set the ambiance of the haunted house there was about 10 of us who were supposed to moan in pain, etc., to mimic ghosts and people being tortured.
So, that seemed easy enough – make some horror-move like moans. However, we got chided by the girl’s dad several times that our moans sounded like they were coming from a completely different genre of film.
That girl and I had a lot of interesting experiences together, but never actually dated. Fun times.
BTW…it’s been about 35 years now. Crap, we’re old…
Cosmic and Dadman, sitting in a tree…k.i.s.s.i.n.g…
Seriously, that’s a good story. Thanks for sharing your memories.
BTW, that was a pretty tame bit of shenanigans compared to “you know what.”
Andy and Bart sitting in a tree…k.i.s.s.i.n.g
Yeah, we all knew about it…
I’ve avoided a lot of “True Life Stories” from high school and college because of the potential sensitivity to those things from folks who read this blog. I’ve started to sort of bend that a bit though… The material is too rich… Here are some things I’m contemplating for future such stories:
1. The nunchuk/snowball battle
2. Bicycle chains and Fire Marshalls
3. Binoculars and “bird watching”
4. Fisticuffs on school grounds
5. Editorials and angry football players
6. Pizza and drive-in theaters
7. The killer king penguin
8. The teachers who inspired me
9. The great vice president debate
10. Blue yearbooks
11. Cheerleaders at halftime
12. Firecrackers at midnight
13. Christmas in Natchitoches
14. Arguing with J. Bennett Johnson
15. Shaving cream in D.C.
16. Homecoming & Prom in Peyton Place
17. Excuse me, Mr. Principal, do you actually know what “valedictorian” means?
18. The Green Machine
19. Typing for electricity
20. The Great Okra Incident
There’s a lot of good material…
Dadman: Nyuk! So, we thought the closet door was shut tight enough. Sigh…
My friend, there was zero kissing going on in that fail-boat. There was quite a bit of language I’m not proud of now, though…
Honestly, I’ve never been more afraid in my life (before, or since).
Cosmic: I have a pretty good idea of what about half of those 20 would entail.
Jeez Louise! How did we get so old so quick?
Hmmmm…that’s quite a list.
My votes for your next 5 True Life Stories:
- Snowball/nunchuck standoff/battle (as I remember it one of my more heroic moments).
- Firecrackers at 2am (yeah, it was later than midnight).
- Binoculars and ‘bird-watching’. Ye Olde Observatory. You’ll have to change the names to protect the not-so-innocent.
- Pizza and Drive-In theaters. Not sure what this one is about but it sounds interesting.
- Homecoming and Prom in Peyton Place. Nyuk!
Heck, they all sound interesting and I haven’t taken any strolls down that nostalgia path in quite a while. I’m ready.
You should also consider doing a True Life Story on the evening(s) we got totally smashed, first at my house and later in the dorms as La. Tech.
And how about our Senior Play in which you were able to do to me in play life what you undoubtedly desired to do in real life.
Nyuk!
Oh Andy: Please tell us the story of being stranded in the middle of the lake in the middle of a storm with Bart. Lake storms can, indeed, be terrifying…
I was once out with some high school classmates on Cypress Lake, a modest sized lake maybe a mile across, perhaps two miles. We were way out in the middle of the lake and someone in the boat said “Boy, I hope we don’t get stuck out here, we’d never make it to shore!”
So I looked out over the water and didn’t see anything too intimidating. So I said “Well, I could make it to shore.” Which resulted in a heavy dose of scorn and condescension from the inhabitants of the boat.
So I jumped overboard and began swimming.
After I got halfway to shore and wasn’t even breathing hard, they finally admitted I could make it and I got back in the boat.
It was a pretty quiet boat after that.
Dadman, hmm.. the senior play could also give me a tie in to the Close Up trip since you and I were supposed to be practicing our lines on the trip but ended up having more interesting things to do… Yeah, the senior play should go on my list…
I really should put that list down on paper…
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