Dear Sarah Palin:

I am glad to see that you are making the rounds promoting your new book. No, I haven’t read it yet, but I plan to. I’m a fan, you see. A year ago I was telling people that as far as I was concerned the Republican ticket was mccain/PALIN! I was fascinated by your story, impressed by your principles and captivated by your looks. When the press turned on you and did everything possible to destroy you, I raised my fist in righteous anger and used the tiny voice of my blog to defend you.

Your introductory speech at the Republican National Convention was stellar. I was excited. I found myself actually wanting to go vote, something that was not the case a few days earlier when the only Republican in the race was the man who gave us the “McCain/Feingold” travesty among other betrayals of conservatism.

I must admit your interview with Katie Couric concerned me. You say now that you thought that it was going to be a less combative interview, and that concerns me as well. I certainly knew that Katie Couric had a singular goal in that interview and that was to destroy you. You certainly should have known that. Overall that was the low point of the campaign for me, but you bounced back and renewed my optimism.

I wasn’t happy to see you resign your Governorship. I understood the reasons behind it, but I can’t say that I was completely unmoved by the charges of “quitting” and “selling out” to, well, take the time to write a blockbuster money-making book. Still, I was and am a fan. I admire your story and your plain-spoken willingness to confront your opponents. I am particularly glad that you have not let up on your effective criticisms of Barack Obama.

I think you have promise. I think you’re a lot smarter than most people think you are. I think you have the ability and the opportunity to be whatever you want to be. But still, I’d like to offer you some advice. It’s only worth what you paid for it, but here it is all the same.

  1. Stop blaming the media. Yes, I know it is red meat for your fans. Yes, I know it is mostly true that they have been unfair to you. But it is not effective for you to call Obama on his tendency to blame his troubles on George W. Bush and then turn around and blame your troubles on the media. The best way to fight the media is to simply ignore them anyway. You have bigger, more important battles ahead than getting a few punches at the media every speech.

  2. Start building an actual platform. Publicly state a set of core principles that you believe are important for you and this nation to follow, and then demonstrate how those principles are turned into policies. It is one thing to criticize Obama. You have to provide an alternative.

  3. Hire the best and brightest conservative intellectuals you can find. Create a think-tank atmosphere. Lead them into becoming a group of policy defining change agents. Publish white papers instead of Facebook comments.

  4. Woo the Republican leadership who are wary of you. I know the tendency is to “show them a thing or two.” But you need them more than they need you. And they need you badly. Bring them into your circle of influence and learn how to turn them from critics to supporters. Do the same thing with the “intellectual” conservative pundits who express skepticism. If you can win David Frum and Peggy Noonan, you can win the heart of this nation.

  5. Be yourself. You’re a very engaging, likable woman. You have a natural charisma I haven’t seen in a Republican since Reagan. The more you allow yourself to be yourself, the more difficult it will be for your enemies to trip you up. People recognize sincerity when they see it, and you simply radiate it when you are being yourself. Do not underestimate how powerful a tool for change that can be.

I have high hopes for you. I think you can do great things for this nation. Please don’t let me down by becoming just another power broker in a fractured party.

Sincerely, CosmicConservative