Nah… it was all a joke. You can keep your plans after all. What? You tell me that’s “illegal?” Heck, “illegal” is a sick bird. I’m the G-D President of the United States! I can do whatever the hell I like.

So get off my back you morons and imbeciles. Keep your plans for another year. Illegally. I won’t prosecute you for it.

I swear.

You can trust me.